Chris Horner is Jonathan Page's Chimera

[z***@hotmail.com]

Chris is going to fold like a dilapidated recliner 4 years over due for the Good Will trash heap. It's going to be pitiful. He's going to go backwards like Floyd in that stage before his famous ride into Morzine. Pozzovivo, Valverde and Nibali are not going to show any tenderness. There'll be no sentiment. There'll be no soft words. Nothing will make it easier to bare. Chris'll have to aim his taxi directly at the airport and get out of Spain before he's too filled with suicidal shame. He's going to collapse faster than Schrodinger's wave function being witnessed by a stadium filled with physicists. After the dust settles, you faggots in here will be wondering if Chris is Jonathan Page's vanishing twin. Just watch Stage 18. You'll see.

[Fred Flintstein]

Post by z***@hotmail.com
Chris is going to fold like a dilapidated recliner 4 years over due for the Good Will trash heap. It's going to be pitiful. He's going to go backwards like Floyd in that stage before his famous ride into Morzine. Pozzovivo, Valverde and Nibali are not going to show any tenderness. There'll be no sentiment. There'll be no soft words. Nothing will make it easier to bare. Chris'll have to aim his taxi directly at the airport and get out of Spain before he's too filled with suicidal shame. He's going to collapse faster than Schrodinger's wave function being witnessed by a stadium filled with physicists. After the dust settles, you faggots in here will be wondering if Chris is Jonathan Page's vanishing twin. Just watch Stage 18. You'll see.

He currently doesn't have a contract for next year. That'll
be fixed before he gets on the plane to come home.

I'm rooting for him. The testing sucks ass, and no one
exposes that like he does.

F

[atriage]

Post by Fred Flintstein

Post by z***@hotmail.com
Chris is going to fold like a dilapidated recliner 4 years over due
for the Good Will trash heap. It's going to be pitiful. He's going
to go backwards like Floyd in that stage before his famous ride into
Morzine. Pozzovivo, Valverde and Nibali are not going to show any
tenderness. There'll be no sentiment. There'll be no soft words.
Nothing will make it easier to bare. Chris'll have to aim his taxi
directly at the airport and get out of Spain before he's too filled
with suicidal shame. He's going to collapse faster than Schrodinger's
wave function being witnessed by a stadium filled with physicists.
After the dust settles, you faggots in here will be wondering if Chris
is Jonathan Page's vanishing twin. Just watch Stage 18. You'll see.

He currently doesn't have a contract for next year. That'll
be fixed before he gets on the plane to come home.
I'm rooting for him. The testing sucks ass, and no one
exposes that like he does.

Maybe he's a clean 42 year old guy that just happens to able to cycle
faster than everyone.
<slaps head, falls on floor laughing>